Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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