That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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