You work out of a Hotel?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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