i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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