Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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