You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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