I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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