Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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