Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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