Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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