would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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