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(901): View more from Tennessee

pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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no

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the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

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im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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(901): pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit (1-901): no (901): the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table (901): im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE http://tfl.nu/q3wo

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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(334): I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet. http://tfl.nu/qfk7

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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(867): Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes. http://tfl.nu/k4jj

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(973): View more from New Jersey

There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....

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(973): There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though.... http://tfl.nu/r2dr

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.

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(256): I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them. http://tfl.nu/zwx2

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.

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(615): He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick. http://tfl.nu/ib3l

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.

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(337): Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop. http://tfl.nu/jwrv

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(720): View more from Colorado

I was the one passing out cake at the bars

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(720): I was the one passing out cake at the bars http://tfl.nu/ucfe

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.

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(509): I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore. http://tfl.nu/24ew

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(+61): View more from Australia

There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.

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(+61): There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye. http://tfl.nu/nvha

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?

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(479): Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up? http://tfl.nu/43gp

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(435): View more from Utah

I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

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(435): I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read http://tfl.nu/7a19

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(716): View more from New York

definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.

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(716): definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush. http://tfl.nu/3ehj

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(678): View more from Georgia

You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.

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(678): You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes. http://tfl.nu/g0jp

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.

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(720): I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped. http://tfl.nu/6z5g

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