i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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