i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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