let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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