Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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