I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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