Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize