remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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