I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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