i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize