she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You were trust falling into bushes
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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