I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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