fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm jealous of your bromance
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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