i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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