What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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