maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
someone owes me an orgasm
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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