just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He better not be in your backpack
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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