Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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