I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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