The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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