In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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