he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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