I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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