You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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