Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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