So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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