Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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