I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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