eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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