NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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