If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You pole danced in your parka.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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