did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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nutella sex= disaster
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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