will power is for people who don't want to get laid
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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