There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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