Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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