Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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