Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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