Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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