Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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